Running with tourists
Today was really nice - 64 degrees F and sunny - so I thought I’d go for a run. I wanted to run over the Brooklyn bridge, as I hadn’t actually been on that one yet.
It’s a beautiful piece of architecture. However, it is a horrible bridge to run on. Or walk or ride a bike.
Even so, there were about a billion people on it. And most of them are tourists. Taking photographs of themselves with Manhattan and the setting sun in the background.
Tourists love doing things like: walk while swinging their arms really widely, stopping suddenly and turning around against traffic, walk the wrong way in the bike lane (making NYC bike commuters visibily - and occasionally audibly - angry), and stare at you like you’re a total moron for running over the most scenic sunset viewing spot in the city (Hey - isn’t that the Statue of Liberty?! Look, a Macy’s bag!).
I know I haven’t lived here long enough to consider myself truly New Yorkian, but I did feel a little kinship with the angry bike commuters today - we could’ve even exchanged knowing glances if that crazy biker lady hadn’t been so intent on yelling at that woman who was taking a photograph of her mom.
Also: I made it to 8.4 miles today, mostly because I didn’t want to run back over the Brooklyn bridge, and so I ran through Chinatown up to the Manhattan bridge.
That’s the beauty of my particular brand of logic: if I do something that’s unpleasant (running over the busy Brooklyn bridge), I will allieviate that by doing something that’s horribly impossible (attempt to run through Chinatown).
I needed to walk for a few minutes anyway.
